So go ahead - come home to Canada, losers! But consider one last thing before you do. Every Dubya dodger who leaves will reduce by one the pool of moderates in America, and thereby raise the level of fundamentalism infecting the world’s most heavily armed nation.
If you could just hang in for a few years, Canadians - and perhaps most of the rest of the world - would be most grateful. But, if you must come, please bring money.